he puts the penis in happiness.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
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