they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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