I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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