that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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