is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
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She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
you're hired as official boob wrangler
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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