hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I'd cum for enchiladas.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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