I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
he just fucked me for my cheese.