He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Rumble strips road head = magical
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i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?