that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
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Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
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So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.