Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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