Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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