don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
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Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
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Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Never underestimate the power of titties
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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