Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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