i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Randomize
