Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I looked at my own cervix.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
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FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Damn victory sex feels great
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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