I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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