I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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