everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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