You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
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I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
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He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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