none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
