Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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