Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
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No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
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You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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