The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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