where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
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yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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