He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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