69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I'm sobbing to NWA
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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