Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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