just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
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I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
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not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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