I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
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he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
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Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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