So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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