Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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