So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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