But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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