Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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