I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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