I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
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Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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