Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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