too bad you live with your parents still
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
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You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!