And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
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Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
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i'm high and self actualising, please send help
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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