Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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