he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
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I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
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