he shaved USA in his pubs
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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