i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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