i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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