BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
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He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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