Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
i now understand why vodka
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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