mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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