Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
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Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
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So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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