I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
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I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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