I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
The cops high fived after they tackled you
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Randomize