my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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