East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
There r osticjed everywhere
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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