I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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