She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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