are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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